Best Champagnes for Your Next Golden Shower

Best Champagnes for Your Next Golden Shower – There’s a lot of things I learned while dominating my boss, a C-Level executive at one of the largest art auctioneers in the world, the first of which was how to urinate on command. My boss, one of the most powerful men at one of the richest companies on Fifth Avenue, hired me not to answer his phones, handle his schedule, or pick up his coffee. Rather, I used his phone for blackmail, controlled his schedule, and forced him to drink my champagne while I ordered breakfast (for myself).

Watersports, one of the most commonly practiced fetishes underneath the “toilet training” umbrella, can be extremely satisfying for the recipient, as it enables you to be completely covered in the hot, dripping fluids of your Dominatrix. My boss was weak for watersports and would request that I fill his stomach with my hot piss multiple times a day. Whether it was the scent, sensation, or deep sense of humiliation he derived, I could use my urine to make him to him do anything I wanted. Obviously, I took great advantage of the opportunity.

My boss charged thousands of dollars’ worth of New York power lunches, designer gifts, and exotic holidays to his corporate card during my time spent working with him. Of these charges, the most expensive item on my shopping list was a recurring charge for Air’s Champagne Lounge—a private salon and atelier frequented by New York City’s wealthiest party goers. The owners at Air knew my order by heart, a 2012 Roederer Cristal Rosé valued at $700 a bottle. The cost, in my boss’s opinion, a small price to pay for the sweet, fragrant nectar he would so eagerly consume from my body afterwards. It took a lot of trial and error, however, to find the perfect beverage for a delicious golden shower. So although you may not be able to spend close to $1000 dollars on piss everyday, I can still recommend a few close runner ups:

Dom Perignon Brut, Vintage 2008 – Although it is much easier to find Dom Perignon bottles circa 2010, something about the grapes used and their distillery process pre-2010 is simply unmatched. The flavor is crisp, rich, and the bubbles hit your nose with a scent that is so delicate, so refined, it feels as if you’re being transported to the French Rivera with every sip.  When giving your golden shower be mindful to drink plenty of water alongside your alcohol as the acidity of the grapes can sometimes transfer to your urine. I like it when my subs are able to swallow large gulps of my piss, thus acidity and mouth-feel are both very important factors to enabling the recipient to do so.

Armand de Brignac Brut Rosé, Vintage 2014 – I wouldn’t typically list a blend as an all time favorite wine or champagne; I’m a big believer in letting individual tastes speak for themselves. However, the marrying between de Brignac’s Chardonnay, Pinor Noir, and Pinor Meunier grapes is literally a match made in heaven. Well balanced, tasteful, and sophisticated, a watersports aficionado would be vastly impressed by the color and flavor it lends to your urine. Evoking the taste of fresh rain on flowers, I can assure you that this blend will go down just as well for the submissive as it did for the Dominatrix.